Single? Happy? Ugh!

Very bad things in a single girl's life that seem to have popped up a lot lately:

- married and taken men

- the wives/girlfriends/significant others of married and taken men

- Ouzo

- blue drinks in buckets that no one really knows the contents of

- bent tire rims and missing hubcaps

- broken high heels

- ex boyfriends who may want to get back together (this isn't a bad thing - just a confusing thing)

- hangovers

- missed opportunities

- McDonald's (too much)

- lack of batteries

- lack of Gatorade

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A lot of those pop up in a married girl's life too ......

Lack of batteries????? :-)

Lack of batteries huh. Time to get a vibrator with a recharging dock ;)

Are you kidding? At this point I need a high-powered generator. It's been 3 months and since human contact and I'm going nuts.

Would someone remind me to buy stock in Energizer, please??? =)